While all of the submissions in our first (and, let’s face it, last) “Hammer To Nail KILL LIST Haiku Contest” were very good, there was one clear standout. Congratulations to Gabriel Sedgwick, who sent us this fine doozy:
What’s that over there?
Oh, you know, just a tunnel
full of pagan jerks.
Congratulations, Mr. Sedgwick. You just won yourself a sweet limited edish Mondo Poster of the film courtesy of IFC Films! Check your email for details. And thanks for playing, everybody!